Tweets

matthewsagan:

“I hate all politicia-”

(Source: matthewsagan, via glamourandgiggles)

matesprit:

when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger

(Source: hurricaneclouds, via dimplesandpeaches)

(Source: onlytheclassiest, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

66point6:

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crimewave420:

dinuguan:

when puppies get to dog age just put ‘em in the trash

yeah we got a clear shot at him im about to take him out

(via ltalianfood)